Through Ritik's Eyes

Chorus:
So many beautiful women
So many vaguely homosexual guys
I don't know where I fit in
They all have such beautiful eyes

(x2)

Verse 1:

I met a girl at Jamba Juice
I saw a guy cooking salmon-en-croute
I wash my hands with soapity-soap
A dorm assassin on a suicide rope

A shiny guy running the loop
A shiny girl just running the loop
They look so sweaty, just running around
A rollerblader in a cap and a gown

Chorus

Verse 2:

Sleep in the sunlight, having weird dreams
I think I like her I think she likes me
She zwrote me this time I was drunk
Raccoons at night, they fight with the skunks

Her microwave is on top of her fridge
That neon freeway is just over that ridge
I never wear my glasses to parties
That old man, his name is Richard Rorty

Chorus

Verse 3:

Did you get the Band's last CD?
That marching band, they are so crazy
How did they ever get so crazy
They try so hard just be so crazy 
(or: That marching band is so fucking crazy)
(or: Did you get the Band's last CD?)

That smart guy asks questions in class
O sleepy girl, I want you to pass
I wear my robe and walk to the bathroom
He finds her bride when she finds her groom

Chorus

Bridge:

I want you to find a girl for me
You want me to find a me for you
At Trader Joe's, they sell such nice toothpaste
Go overseas, or your life's a waste

(x3)

Chorus